Guy Code (Rules Guys Live By)
submitted sunday 24 february 2014 by Naomi /s/Romance    report abuse

This thread is not meant for the front page.
This thread is not meant for ladies.
This thread is not meant for trolls.

Welcome to the guy code.
A thread for guys, teaching guys how to become guys and not wimps.
Rules guys live by. How to behave and act like a guy.
This is not a boys night-out sequel, no moral binding here, no emotions, just rules to make you live like a King.

I’m a business guy. I deal with models, graphs and matrix. Everything I will write here does not relate to who I really am. Just learn. Learn and be Free.
I started this thread because of the numerous complaints of some funny lighthearted guys, most recently the guy who complained of a girl who failed to pick his calls. Lol

The major problem guys have had since the beginning of the world is… Yes we all know them.
Gosh I hate



CASE STUDY!
Today, my friend told me he has a date. I asked him, with whom? He said, with a friend.
Who is she? I asked. She’s just an old class mate back in pharm school, he said.
Do you like her? I mean do u ‘like’ her? He said ‘not really’ she has just been bugging me lately and she said we should hangout but I just don’t know what to tell her, hence I’m going out today.
He looked unhappy.



LESSON
Never do anything to please anyone at your own discomfort unless it is very important or morally right to do so. Women are very funny beings and always attempting to please them with the hope of scoring a point only make you look cheap. Some women, just as men prefer difficult conquests.
Sometimes saying No can be the best bet you have to getting that lady. No, when said in a very amiable manner has its own allure. It gives this appealing annoyance and makes them want to try harder and harder. Men can equally play hard to get… Never be a Woman pleaser
Also, she might eventually develop feelings for you after first or more outings (You don’t want to battle with unrequited feelings) or might also see you as her fun buddy (Maga)
This is for those guys who end up doing classwork, assignment and tests for girls hoping to score and make a point. A real guy will laugh at a girl, who requests for such assistance or get someone else to do it and get the glory. Just like a G!
Never always accept what a Woman wants. Accept today, reject tomorrow, scold lightly the next.
Never accept thrice in a row! Never!!! Accept at most twice consecutively and reject 3 – 4 times consecutively.
My friend could have easily said, "I very busy, as such I don't really have time to hangout" or playfully say "Abeg shift! Na my money u wan chop abi?" Or just keep posting her till she wears out.

Disclaimer
A guy can have normal dates and outings with a girl on a no strings attached basis just to sharpen his presence skills, dating skill and fun skill. This is done in preparation or anticipation of a better, hotter and more nerve racking date. Lol
When you've done it before( recently), you become better at it, and become less nervous and more at ease which seemingly boosts your confidence with a hot chick. So the drab chick becomes your practice tool.

New word:
Drab chick – Normal, Unattractive, Unattached, Plain Jane, Nun, Like-A-Sister, BFF

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