Letter To All The Single Ladies submitted monday 18 june 2013 by
Naomi
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LETTER TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
Dear ladies,
Firstly… If you’re still struggling to find a
husband at an old age because you’re looking
for a perfect man, something is certainly
wrong with you. Now, your propaganda
magazine tells you that ‘All men are liars, cheat
and useless’, but let’s be honest here, which is
more likely, is it there is something wrong
with 70 million African men? Or there is
something wrong with one African women,
YOU? The truth is this, when a product is not
doing well, the sales team doesn’t blame the
customers, they either blame the product or
sales and marketing strategy. So ladies, have
you being marketing yourself? Do you think
you will be picked out of the shelf and placed
in a basket of matrimony if you are always
hanging out with coven of witches you call
friends? Those ladies who intimidated any
man who approaches you?
Hmm drinking yourself to stupor every Friday
and Saturday night does not exactly makes
you looks like a marriage materials. Neither
will any product (YOU) do well in the market if
the sales team (YOU) reek of desperation.
Nagging, whining only tells a man that he is
watching a preview of what will be like if he
walks down the aisle with you. If your
precious EX’s all complained about your nags,
get a gag!
You want a husband? …. Invest in a good
wardrobe and dress well. When a man comes
to you, smile and be polite even if he doesn’t
fit to your mental image of your kind of man.
At 18, most ladies already have an image of
her perfect man, which includes height, body
type and wealth. As times goes on, a lady will
add more qualities to her list. Such that by the
time she is dating for a marriage, not a single
man alive can meet her exact standards.
Ladies, stop coming to relationship with a
chip on your shoulder. If you believe all men
are ‘bad’ all men are Dogs, then it will become
a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect, if
you want to find a perfect man, you will have
to do a Genesis chapter one and make him
out of clay, and breathe life to him. And even
then, chances are, he may still disappoint.
You say you can’t marry a blue collar guy like a
mechanic or carpenter, now if a carpenter
was good enough to marry Mary mother of
the Jesus Christ, why isn’t one good enough
for you? Do not focus on where a man is
now, but look and see where he has the
potentials to be. Don’t focus on some petty
physical features that are not up to your
Mexican soap-opera standards.
Hmm your dream man, will he be faithful? Will
he be a good father to your kids and a good
husband to you? Will he love, cherish and
respect you? What the point of being beaten
to a pulp every night by some rich, good
looking and womanizer jerk? Do you want a
future where you will sit in traffic in your
BMW X6, GUCCI sunglasses covering your
swollen eyes and you look out of window and
see a happy couple in 1972 Old Crap Non-
silencer Volks Wagen holding hands, laughing
and giggling like new wedded couple even
after 12 years of marriage.
I believe wherever you are, its full of good
men, you’re just so caught up day dreaming
about your fantasy man that they are passing
unnoticed before your very eyes. Don’t be
cynical, fussy and uptight. Improve your
product, and how it’s marke ted and demand
for it will grow through the roof. And
remember you’r e competing in a modern
African market. Don’ t fake pregnancy or get
pregnant to trap him, that doesn’t works
anymore!
Your perfect man is out there, he may not
look like what you want or expect, but if you
give him a chance, the two of you will find joy,
companionship and completion like you have
never thought possible. Everybody can love a
rose but it takes a great heart to include the
thorns.
Wish you the best in your quest for a life
partner.
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